I read a review today on a cheesesteak shop near my house.
The reviewer gave them poor comments across the board because they didn't like the food. Not everyone likes a cheesesteak, how that's possible is beyond me, but the real problem I have with this review is
The stupid woman ordered a VEGGIE CHEESESTEAK: NO STEAK, NO CHEESE.
Seriously?? What did she expect? A fucking order like that gets you a pile of sautéed onions, peppers, and mushrooms. THAT'S IT. She complained about the bread being too chewy. NO SHIT. Thats because there isn't any juice from the MEAT AND CHEESE soaking into it to soften it up.
I really, really, REALLY hope this woman gets a flat tire on a rainy day with a dead cell phone.... at the least.
Anyone who has had a cheesesteak should know what I'm getting at here. Stupid.